• Sometimes all you need is ten hours of sleep.
• If you can teach your kid the joy of using the iPad while taking a poop, you yourself can spend             some quality time taking a poop while on your iPad.
• My child’s feet are apparently growing at a quick and constant rate.
• You can sear a Yellowfin tuna fillet easily and make this meal in less than five minutes.
• When I was a kid all I wanted to do was draw pictures and write stories. Now as an adult I draw pictures and write stories for a living.
• It is perfectly fine to be excited about spending several days away from your child with your husband in this city .
• Some days you have to agree with your co-worker when he says, “There is not enough whiskey for this day.”
• Money can not buy happiness, but it did buy these boots which are making me really happy.

Did any pearls of wisdom come your way this week?