It’s Ladytime! And I Don’t Mean Aunt Flo is in Town!

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This week I successfully made the time to schedule the time to hang with some of my lady friends. Why is that so hard to do? They are very important to me and such a port in this sometimes stormy life; but damn if it isn’t next to impossible to sync up our schedules. On Sunday I am having my lady friends, along with their little crotch nuggets, over for brunch. This civilized and accepted vehicle for the earliest of day drinking is my favorite meal. Carbs, bacon,  and booze – you can’t go wrong!

I plan on whipping up this easy scrambled egg recipe from Anthony Bourdain and visiting this legendary market for freshly baked croissants, ready made quiches. and organic fruit on the cheap.  The offers of bottles of bubbly immediately poured in once the gathering was announced. You cannot have brunch without mimosas! However, one of my pals is preggers so I found a great mocktail recipe for Virgin Cucumber Mojitos that can be spiced up for those ladies who aren’t expecting. This drink is easy to make and stays well in your fridge if you have any left over (yeah cause that’s gonna happen). To make your own you will need:

One lime sliced
Juice of one lime
2 sprigs mint
1/4 cucumber, peeled and seeds removed
1 tablespoon honey
Ice
Club soda

Toss the lime juice, mint, cucumber, 1/4 of a cup of the club soda, and honey into a blender and blend until smooth. Fill a hi-ball glass with ice, pour in some of the mixture. Add more club soda if you are going virgin. Add white rum if you are not.

Missing your girls? Invite them and their tots over. Have a drive-thru potluck welcoming such dishes as a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and plates of Zaxby’s chicken tenders. Preparing eats for your lady time should not be hard work, getting you all together will be hard enough.

 

Enjoy!

 

Chocolatety, Salty, Crunchy, Yums aka Diabetes Hypertension

 

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I found this wonderful piece of decadence today on Pinterest. It is from a website called Made from Pinterest and all they do is test drive recipes that they have pinned. I find it brilliant that they actually make the dishes they pin as most of us just pin for hours and then call Pizza Hut. There is no shame in our game.

The ingredients of the Ritz Rolo Sandwich Cookies are simple- Rolo candies and Ritz crackers. That is one ingredient less than my PMS toaster oven s’mores (graham crackers, mini marshmallows, chocolate drops and a raging case of hormones if you must know.)

I call this one a win!!! My clothing will call it a loss however. I am sure my body will explode form the sheer number of these little yummies I am bound to consume. Heaven help my pants.

Photo courtesy of Flickr Commons Althea Olinger

ingredients for noodle dish

A Bowl and Chopsticks

I was up way too late last night and stumbled upon these picnic bowl recipes on the 101 Cookbooks website. The ginger soba noodle bowl is looking mighty good as I am a carb slut and ginger dressing is a gift from GOD! We already have tarragon and tofu at the house so this may happen this week. Fingers crossed people!!!

Update:

After picking up these Soba noodles, shallots, grilled chicken breast (too lazy too cook the tofu the original recipe asks for), and miso ginger dressing at the store; I added ginger and soy we already had at home. Truth be told I was so in love with the picture of the completed dish I failed to see all of the ingredients it called for. Let’s call this one my “prototype”.  I added a bit of salt, freshly ground pepper, and red pepper flakes.

ingredients for noodle dish

 

 

The results:

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Not bad if I do say so myself. The kid scarfed it down and that is always a good sign. Maybe next time I will actually follow the directions and buy the correct ingredients. Or maybe I will build on this creation I came up with myself…a hard boiled egg, a few grilled shrimp, a bit of Chinese five spice..hmm. That sounds tasty.

Eat up!