One of My Idols Has Left the Building

I woke up this morning to learn that one of my favorite celebrities, George Carlin, passed away yesterday. I admired his uncanny ability to seemingly call people a**holes by simply looking at them. My prim mother oftern referred to him as THAT DIRTY OLD MAN! He will be missed by many. Thank you George for the continued laughs.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Comedian-actor George Carlin, known for his raunchy but insightful humor, died of heart failure Sunday in Los Angeles, his publicist said. He was 71.

Carlin performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John’s Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT, The Associated Press reported.

Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

“He was a genius and I will miss him dearly,” Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told the AP.

Carlin was best known for his routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television,” which appeared in 1972’s “Class Clown” album.

When Carlin uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested for disturbing the peace, the AP reported. The comedy sketch prompted a landmark indecency case after WBAI-FM radio aired it in 1973.

The case was appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court where the justices ruled on a 5-to-4 vote that the sketch was “indecent but not obscene,” giving the FCC broad leeway to determine what constituted indecency on the airwaves.

“So my name is a footnote in American legal history, which I’m perversely kind of proud of,” Carlin said. “In the context of that era, it was daring.”

“It just sounds like a very self-serving kind of word. I don’t want to go around describing myself as a ‘groundbreaker’ or a ‘difference-maker’ because I’m not and I wasn’t,” he said. “But I contributed to people who were saying things that weren’t supposed to be said.” Watch Carlin’s 7 dirty words routine »

Carlin, who was also an author, was slated to receive the 2008 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in November.

“In his length career as a comedian, writer, and actor, George Carlin has not only made us laugh, but he makes us think,” Stephen Schwarzman, Kennedy Center chairman, said in a statement. “His influence on the next generation of comics has been far-reaching.”

In a typical wry response, Carlin said: “Thank you Mr. Twain. Have your people call my people.”

Carlin hosted the first broadcast of “Saturday Night Live” in October 1975.

He played the character of Mr. Conductor on the PBS series “Shining Time Station” and starred in more than a dozen HBO specials. Carlin was also a regular on The Tonight Show.

He produced 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, a couple of TV shows and appeared in several movies, from his own comedy specials to “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” in 1989 — a testament to his range from cerebral satire and cultural commentary to downright silliness (and sometimes hitting all points in one stroke), the AP reported.

“Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?” he once mused. “Are they afraid someone will clean them?”

He won four Grammy Awards, each for best spoken comedy album, and was nominated for five Emmy awards, according to AP.

Mario Lopez Sold His Soul to the D-Man

Let’s get real here. We all know that I am nothing but stating a fact with the above statement. Not that his body isn’t banging but how else do you explain how AC Slater made it to this People Magazine award of Sexiest Bachleor??? I am sure that if we reviewed his celebrity stock this time last year you could get him for less than a quarter. Is it that he paid his dues hosting or being a contestant on a bevy of reality tv shows??? Look on IMDB he has done a million of them including but not limited to:

Many Miss Teen and one Miss Universe and Miss America pagents, including the 2007 Miss Teen USA pagent where he got to ask that dumb blonde the question whose answer was heard round the world.
Pet Star???
Hollywood Squares??
50 Greatest Movie Animals??
Extreme Dodgeball??
Battle of the Network Stars(although I do love this show, you won’t see Ron Howard on there)
ESPN Hollywood
The Other Half(A male version of the View with Danny Bonaduce)
Dancing with the Stars

He never did porn or an episode of that horrible Private I show with Pam Anderson but you see what I mean. But looking at his resume he has always been working.No matter how random the TV movie he has always had work. And I am going to say was always working out because his chest is amazing.

It would appear that his work in never remembered TV movies was simply the lion waiting to strike. In 2006 he made his move when he stepped up to the Bold and the Beautiful soap opera and then in that same year was cast in Nip Tuck as a hottie whose good looks actually makes vain Dr. Troy jealous. Is that what you have to do? Play a character who mentally spanks one of television’s greatest bad boys??? Shortly following that he auditioned for The Price Is Right, but lost that spot to Drew Carey. Then he auditioned for America’s Best Dance Crew, and got the job. I will admit that I think he is a great host. The boy has the chops for the job but how has he flown under the rader for so long and then this year won the role of Zach in A Chorus Line on Broadway!!!! That is a real acting job isn’t it? And now this People Magazine thing?

Maybe he is just a hard worker who knows that never giving up pays off. He has stuck with it since playing a Mexican American with a fake last name and has finnaly gotten his due? Possibly he works out every minute of the day to make his abs have abs??

Naaaaw, I am sure he sold his soul.