One of My Idols Has Left the Building


I woke up this morning to learn that one of my favorite celebrities, George Carlin, passed away yesterday. I admired his uncanny ability to seemingly call people a**holes by simply looking at them. My prim mother oftern referred to him as THAT DIRTY OLD MAN! He will be missed by many. Thank you George for the continued laughs.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Comedian-actor George Carlin, known for his raunchy but insightful humor, died of heart failure Sunday in Los Angeles, his publicist said. He was 71.

Carlin performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John’s Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT, The Associated Press reported.

Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

“He was a genius and I will miss him dearly,” Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told the AP.

Carlin was best known for his routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television,” which appeared in 1972’s “Class Clown” album.

When Carlin uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested for disturbing the peace, the AP reported. The comedy sketch prompted a landmark indecency case after WBAI-FM radio aired it in 1973.

The case was appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court where the justices ruled on a 5-to-4 vote that the sketch was “indecent but not obscene,” giving the FCC broad leeway to determine what constituted indecency on the airwaves.

“So my name is a footnote in American legal history, which I’m perversely kind of proud of,” Carlin said. “In the context of that era, it was daring.”

“It just sounds like a very self-serving kind of word. I don’t want to go around describing myself as a ‘groundbreaker’ or a ‘difference-maker’ because I’m not and I wasn’t,” he said. “But I contributed to people who were saying things that weren’t supposed to be said.” Watch Carlin’s 7 dirty words routine »

Carlin, who was also an author, was slated to receive the 2008 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in November.

“In his length career as a comedian, writer, and actor, George Carlin has not only made us laugh, but he makes us think,” Stephen Schwarzman, Kennedy Center chairman, said in a statement. “His influence on the next generation of comics has been far-reaching.”

In a typical wry response, Carlin said: “Thank you Mr. Twain. Have your people call my people.”

Carlin hosted the first broadcast of “Saturday Night Live” in October 1975.

He played the character of Mr. Conductor on the PBS series “Shining Time Station” and starred in more than a dozen HBO specials. Carlin was also a regular on The Tonight Show.

He produced 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, a couple of TV shows and appeared in several movies, from his own comedy specials to “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” in 1989 — a testament to his range from cerebral satire and cultural commentary to downright silliness (and sometimes hitting all points in one stroke), the AP reported.

“Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?” he once mused. “Are they afraid someone will clean them?”

He won four Grammy Awards, each for best spoken comedy album, and was nominated for five Emmy awards, according to AP.

Mario Lopez Sold His Soul to the D-Man

Let’s get real here. We all know that I am nothing but stating a fact with the above statement. Not that his body isn’t banging but how else do you explain how AC Slater made it to this People Magazine award of Sexiest Bachleor??? I am sure that if we reviewed his celebrity stock this time last year you could get him for less than a quarter. Is it that he paid his dues hosting or being a contestant on a bevy of reality tv shows??? Look on IMDB he has done a million of them including but not limited to:

Many Miss Teen and one Miss Universe and Miss America pagents, including the 2007 Miss Teen USA pagent where he got to ask that dumb blonde the question whose answer was heard round the world.
Pet Star???
Hollywood Squares??
50 Greatest Movie Animals??
Extreme Dodgeball??
Battle of the Network Stars(although I do love this show, you won’t see Ron Howard on there)
ESPN Hollywood
The Other Half(A male version of the View with Danny Bonaduce)
Extra
Dancing with the Stars

He never did porn or an episode of that horrible Private I show with Pam Anderson but you see what I mean. But looking at his resume he has always been working.No matter how random the TV movie he has always had work. And I am going to say was always working out because his chest is amazing.

It would appear that his work in never remembered TV movies was simply the lion waiting to strike. In 2006 he made his move when he stepped up to the Bold and the Beautiful soap opera and then in that same year was cast in Nip Tuck as a hottie whose good looks actually makes vain Dr. Troy jealous. Is that what you have to do? Play a character who mentally spanks one of television’s greatest bad boys??? Shortly following that he auditioned for The Price Is Right, but lost that spot to Drew Carey. Then he auditioned for America’s Best Dance Crew, and got the job. I will admit that I think he is a great host. The boy has the chops for the job but how has he flown under the rader for so long and then this year won the role of Zach in A Chorus Line on Broadway!!!! That is a real acting job isn’t it? And now this People Magazine thing?

Maybe he is just a hard worker who knows that never giving up pays off. He has stuck with it since playing a Mexican American with a fake last name and has finnaly gotten his due? Possibly he works out every minute of the day to make his abs have abs??

Naaaaw, I am sure he sold his soul.

Life in the Slow Lane

Until I move to Joe’s midtown address I am facing a daily commute to the office of 11 miles each way. We all know that you get better miledge on the highway than on the streets, so I have changed my usual exit to one closer to my job as school is out and the highway traffic has thinned out. With current fuel cost drama I am looking at every way to save pennies when I am filling up my Jetta and I found something out that really does save gas. SLOW DOWN. It turns out that being a led foot is a sure fire way to burn through the fuel in your tank.

My gage has been at a little over 1/2 a tank since Monday and as of Wednesday it has only budged a bit. Just to warn you all I am the silver Jetta on the westside of 285 only going 60-65mph. I am in the far right lane so don’t yell at me.

I am reposting an article I found on CNN Money this past April. Happy reading and I hope to see you all in the slow lane!

by Peter Valdes-Dapena
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
provided by
CNN Money

Speeding on the highway adds a surprising amount to your fuel costs.

With gas prices rising, gas-saving advice abounds: Drive more gently, don’t carry extra stuff in your trunk, combine your shopping trips.

This is all sound advice but there’s one driving tip that will probably save you more gas than all the others, especially if you spend a lot of time on the highway: Slow down.

In a typical family sedan, every 10 miles per hour you drive over 60 is like the price of gasoline going up about 54 cents a gallon. That figure will be even higher for less fuel-efficient vehicles that go fewer miles on a gallon to start with.

The reason is as clear as the air around you.

When cruising on the highway, your car will be in its highest gear with the engine humming along at relatively low rpm’s. All your car needs to do is maintain its speed by overcoming the combined friction of its own moving parts, the tires on the road surface and, most of all, the air flowing around, over and under it.

Pushing air around actually takes up about 40% of a car’s energy at highway speeds, according to Roger Clark, a fuel economy engineer for General Motors.

Traveling faster makes the job even harder. More air builds up in front of the vehicle, and the low pressure “hole” trailing behind gets bigger, too. Together, these create an increasing suction that tends to pull back harder and harder the faster you drive. The increase is actually exponential, meaning wind resistance rises much more steeply between 70 and 80 mph than it does between 50 and 60.

Every 10 mph faster reduces fuel economy by about 4 mpg, a figure that remains fairly constant regardless of vehicle size, Clark said. (It might seem that a larger vehicle, with more aerodynamic drag, would see more of an impact. But larger vehicles also tend to have larger, more powerful engines that can more easily cope with the added load.)

That’s where that 54 cents a gallon estimate comes from. If a car gets 28 mpg at 65 mph, driving it at 75 would drop that to 24 mpg. Fuel costs over 100 miles, for example – estimated at $3.25 a gallon – would increase by $1.93, or the cost of an additional 0.6 gallons of gas. That would be like paying 54 cents a gallon more for each of the 3.6 gallons used at 65 mph. That per-gallon price difference remains constant over any distance.

Engineers at Consumer Reports magazine tested this theory by driving a Toyota Camry sedan and a Mercury Mountaineer SUV at various set cruising speeds on a stretch of flat highway. Driving the Camry at 75 mph instead of 65 dropped fuel economy from 35 mpg to 30. For the Mountaineer, fuel economy dropped from 21 to 18.

Over the course of a 400-mile road trip, the Camry driver would spend about $6.19 more on gas at the higher speed and Mountaineer driver would spend an extra $10.32.

Driving even slower, say 55 mph, could save slightly more gas. In fact, the old national 55 mph speed limit, instituted in 1974, was a response to the period’s energy crisis.

It was about more than just high gas prices, though. The crisis of the time involved literal gasoline shortages due to an international embargo. Gas stations were sometimes left with none to sell, and gas sales had to be rationed. The crisis passed, but the national 55 mph speed limit stayed on the books until the law was loosened in the 1980s. It was finally dropped altogether in 1995. (The law stuck around more because of an apparent safety benefit than for fuel saving.)

Despite today’s high gas prices, don’t expect to see a return to the national 55 mph speed limit. The law was unpopular in its day, and higher speeds have become so institutionalized that even the Environmental Protection Agency’s fuel economy test cycle now includes speeds of up to 80 mph.

Driving 10 miles per hour faster, assuming you don’t lose time getting pulled over for a speeding ticket, does have the advantage of getting you to your destination 50 minutes sooner on that 400 mile trip. Whether that time difference is worth the added cost and risk is, ultimately, up to you.

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Mario in the kitchen

So I have a wicked neat plan to make Joe a special treat. I was watching the Barefoot Contessa the other day and she made an uber quick frozen keylime pie! Joe and I have been limeing it up with our summer beverages so I thought, “No time like the present.” He will return on Thursday night and I know part of the prep time is waiting for it to freeze in the fridge. When he sees it he will want to eat it immediately so I gotta get crackin’. Unlike the Contessa however, I will not be making my own whipped cream topping and crust. Let’s get real!!

Click on the pie to learn how to make your own.