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In with the New and Out with the Old (Dirty Underwear)

Photo of underwear on a line courtesy of Flickr

 

We are nearing the end of the first month of 2015. Hopefully you did not set some crazy goal like going to the gym everyday. Both you and I know that this never work out well. The shiny new glow of the new year is so pretty and we often think we need to make a big change in our life.

If you are in the middle of this dilemma and are falling off of your impossible fitness and no-junkfood goals, let’s discuss something that you can do instead. RENEW in 2015! “Renew what?”, you ask. EVERYTHING. There are things in our world that need refreshing and what better time to do it than when the calendar flips to a new year. Below I have listed just a few things that I renew on an annual basis. You can do some of them, all of them, or you can tell me I am just weak for not being able to live without processed foods for 30 days.

1. Buy new underwear – No matter how often you do laundry, after a while you need to update your selection. After a year of walking, running, sitting and farting in those Fruit of the Looms you are going to need to retire a few pairs. Ladies, this goes for bras too. Those over the shoulder boulder holders don’t last forever!

2. Purge your kitchen – Why was there a tube of basil paste in the door of my refrigerator that was a year past it’s expiration date? And let’s not talk about those leftovers in the Tupperware container that were obviously blue. The only thing I eat that is blue is berries and those definitely was not berries in that container. I didn’t even open the thing up for fear I would die from the toxic fumes. You need to be willing to sacrifice some storage containers and put in some elbow grease cleaning off caked on spills, but it is worth it.

3. Buy a new toothbrush – If your current toothbrush looks like it is standing in a wind tunnel with it’s hair blowing back GET RID OF IT. You paid $5.00 tops for that thing. It is not meant to last for ever and after a while you are simply scrubbing your teeth with really old bacteria. Talk about yuck mouth.

4. Replace your razors – If you are a disposable razor user you know that after a while they lose their effectiveness. This means more nicks, cuts and time shaving! Take this time to ditch any of the ones you see in your bathroom. If you’ve had them propped along the tubs edge chances are they may be gathering a little rust.

5. Buy new socks/stockings – Just like number one you cannot expect to put these kinds of things through such a rigorous workout without some failures. When there is more that one hole in your sock it is time to replace the pair.

6. Clean out your wallet – You do know that Linen’s and Things went out of business a while ago? You can probably throw that receipt out now. With all of those little secret compartments our wallets can become a black hole for valet parking tickets, frequent shopper cards and receipts. Go through yours and see how much of a time capsule it really is.

7. Restock the bathroom – How many mornings have you reached for Q-tips, deodorant, or shampoo only to discover that you are without? Take a trip to Big Lots or your local cheap-o mart and stock up for the new year. And if you are really daring, try to do regular toilet paper re-stocks in your bathroom cabinets through out the year. Nothing spoils a relaxing tinker stinker like realizing you are out of toilet paper.

I am sure there are many other things in your life that could use a reboot and I am not claiming that this list covers everything. Your car probably needs waxing and your garage may be in a shambles, but it is much easier to begin with the toothbrush. And lord knows your significant other will thank you.

 

 

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What We Are Reading – January 17th

Back in the day I would read two books at once while devouring a magazine every two days. Those were the days! I didn’t have a kid, a husband, or a car so I had to take public transportation everywhere I went. That gave me a lot of free time to soak in every word I could. I don’t think it is my zest for reading that has left, but the time that I have to do it in that has fled the scene. Currently I am daring to read two books at once and I also bought a third that is waiting in the wings.

Wish me luck!

Currently I am reading…

Americanah – Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I am all in on this one. The characters are vulnerable, painfully human and while I am dying to flip to the end to find out what happens; I will be patient.  It is said that David Oyelowo ( you many know him from Selma) and Lupita Nyong’o  (you know her because you don’t live under a rock) are slated to play the leads in the film version of this novel. We shall see if they do the book justice.

As well as…

Schoolgirls: Young Women, Self-esteem, and the Confidence Gap- Peggy Orenstein 

This book makes me happy we have a boy and not a girl. Our society is filled with accepted language and engrained behaviors that push young girls out of their confident selves. This is a must read for both men and women and is a tool for deciphering what is really being said in schools, family room, and in-between the pages of every fashion magazine.

Waiting to be read is…

Care of the Soul: A Guide for Cultivating Sacredness in Everyday Life – Thomas Moore

Where as my to-do from last year was filled with professional and fitness goals; this year’s list are a bit more relaxed. I will post all of my hopes for 2015 soon, but one of them is to challenge my mental self and celebrate the now. It is glorious when I am able to do it and I hope to have more of those moments thanks to the knowledge gained from this book.

What are you reading?

 

The Butter Battle Book

What We Are Reading – January 7th

I have taken the kid to the library on several occasions. It wasn’t until this past weekend that it clicked with him that library equals free! He is so used to me telling him that there are limits to the amount of things we get based on need and cost. The concept that all of these awesome books were ours for the taking blew his mind.

After much looking and a stack of roughly 20 books, we settled on eight books to take home. We would have taken more but I feared I would surely lose one of them in our own growing home library. Here are his favorites …

 

The Butter Battle Book

The Butter Battle Book by Dr. Seuss

The Butter Battle Book by Dr. Seuss is addictively rhymey in that Seuss sort of way. His odd names for people places and things are always fun for kids.  This book is my favorite in the bunch as it is a great commentary on the stupid things we go to war over.

Big Momma Makes the World

Big Momma Makes the World by Helen Oxenbury

Helen Oxenbury’s tale has to be the prettiest story of how the Earth was made that was ever told. In between caring for her baby and getting her daily chores done she manages to create this place we call hime. We have read this one four times already.

Zoopa: An Animal Alphabet by Gianna Marino

Zoopa: An Animal Alphabet by Gianna Marino

This is one of the kid’s favorites as he is able to completely read the book himself. As you progress through the alphabet various creatures whose names begin with those letters appear until SPOILER ALERT the pages are crammed with all sorts of insects and wildlife.

Superlove by Charise Mericle Harper

Superlove by Charise Mericle Harper

All Superlove wants is to be the flower girl in the wedding of her stuffed dog named Mr. Mittens and the family cat Pinky. Surprise surprise, the cat wants nothing to do with it! What will happen? Will this May/December romance work out? You will have to read it for yourself to find out.

What gems have you found at the library?